I realize that you're probably just "following orders" or whatever, but every time you upgrade the website blocking software or disable certain functions on my computer I end up wasting a lot of time figuring out how to bypass it so that I can post on my blog and look at Zak S's site.
It's starting to cut into my productivity.
It really becomes exponential at some point when you think about all the time you've spent blocking my access to the web, and all the time I've spent worming my way through the cracks. Imagine all that we could have accomplished for the company if we hadn't wasted that time and energy. I realize that we can never really join forces, but can't we at least stop this arms race? Couldn't you just turn a blind eye so long as I'm getting my work done and continuing to find ways to make the business more efficient?
Thanks for listening, and have a lovely day.
Sincerely,
The Spoiled Brat
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Showing posts with label PSA. Show all posts
December 15, 2011
December 1, 2011
Don't do what Elfy Don't does!
DM: "You're all walking along toward the dungeon. Suddenly, a shadow passes over you. You all look up and see a large, winged, serpentine..."
Elfy Don't: "I cast Magic Missile at it!"
Everyone Else: "No, Elfy! DON'T!"
Elfy Don't: *rolls for damage*
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I honestly don't know why my brain called up the image of that giant, flying, venomous snake that we saw in the caves a few sessions ago. Once Jeff said the word "dragon" I had to resist the urge to crawl under the table in shame.
As most of the party dove into the bushes for cover, Elfy Don't stood his ground and readied a wand. (Don't do that)
Ready for the Pro Tips?
This public service announcement has been brought to you by: a remorseful, impoverished, 2nd level elf in a loincloth
Elfy Don't: "I cast Magic Missile at it!"
Everyone Else: "No, Elfy! DON'T!"
Elfy Don't: *rolls for damage*
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I honestly don't know why my brain called up the image of that giant, flying, venomous snake that we saw in the caves a few sessions ago. Once Jeff said the word "dragon" I had to resist the urge to crawl under the table in shame.
As most of the party dove into the bushes for cover, Elfy Don't stood his ground and readied a wand. (Don't do that)
Ready for the Pro Tips?
- Dragon Breath has greater range than a Wand of Paralyzation.
- Check your sheet for the Potion of Fire Resistance that you forgot about.
- When the DM says that one of the henchmen stands slack-jawed staring at the dragon, HIDE! Let the hench-patsy suffer the dragon's wrath.
- You're probably dead anyway. Running away from the rest of your party might save their lives.
- Drop magic items as you run. You might get rezzed, your items won't.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by: a remorseful, impoverished, 2nd level elf in a loincloth
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